Assassin Test

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, Interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists. A blond, a brunette, and a redhead. For the final test, the CIA agents took the redhead to a large metal door and handed her a gun.

“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances are. Inside this room, you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Kill Him!!!”

The redhead said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my husband.”

The agent said, “Then you’re not the right for this job.”

The brunette was given the same instructions. She took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the brunette came out with tears in her eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my husband.”

The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your husband and go home.”

Finally, it was the blond’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the blond. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, “This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.”