Friday, July 4, 2008

Stupid Blonde

Once there was this brunette who was driving her car with the wind in her hair. She looked and she saw a farmer with a flock of sheep so she drove over and asked the farmer "if I can guess how many sheep are there in you're flock will you give me a sheep." The farmer, thinking it was impossible, says "OK".

The brunette says "460".

The farmer says "that's right but if I can guess you're natural hair color can I have my sheep back". The brunette says "OK".

The farmer says "blonde".

The brunette says how did you know.

The farmer says you just picked the dog.

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