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• My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
  
• In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
• Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...

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