W.C. Fields Quotes

• A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
• Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
  
• It was a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her.

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