Mark Twain Quotes

• Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.
• Giving up smoking is easy...I've done it hundreds of times.
  
• The report of my death was an exaggeration.
  -- (New York Journal, June 1897)
• Buy land. They've stopped making it.
• Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
• You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.
• Man - a figment of God's imagination.

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