Will Rogers Quotes

• Make crime pay - become a lawyer.
• Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
  
• The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!
• You can't say civilization isn't advancing; in every war they kill you in a new way.
• People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
• I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
• Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

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